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Jake has a big bundle of cash in his hands and said it's thanks to his "brilliant wife" who got them wedding insurance. Holt: Do you, Amy Santiago, take Jake Peralta to be your husband? Jake is clearly very upset, given there is only a visiting day once every 3 weeks. But I do have some bad news. They have a brief conflict throughout the episode about this but it resolves itself eventually. And I took a pregnancy test, but it didn't work because I drank 11 gallons of water. However, the peace offering is actually a can of tear gas. Jake tells Amy that he's been reading in prison. Amy: Babe, we talked about this. Jake agrees and decides to go to Amy's apartment to tell her how he feels. Han Solo.Love you too". After Jake takes Captain Holt's advice and returns to help the squad talk through their stress about Rosa's situation and other dangerous police encounters, he explains that now that he's getting married, he's having to come to terms with the fact that "it would actually affect someone else" if something happened to him. They're both kind of dorky about police stuff. Jake goes on saying how if it doesn't go well and what if it's weird since they haven't seen each other in a while. Terry asks Jake "Not even after the time your wife shot you?". Is this part of the heist? If we are gonna make a baby then its not going to come from plans, or vitamins or weird baggy pants that make my balls feel breezy, Amy chuckled in response, its going to happen at the right time and the conception will be hella toight, and full of our love. Jake had originally told Amy that he didn't want kids; while Amy said she does. As Jake is doing his speech-declaration for this year's Halloween heist, Amy joins in in the middle of it to quote Jake word-for-word. Jake: Surprise. Honestly I could live off of domestic Peraltiago. Three times. When it is revealed Jake has won the bet, the bullpen erupts with confetti and cheers. While dancing with Susan, Jake and Amy smile at each other. He tells her that if the situation was different and if she weren't with Teddy and he wasn't going away for 6 months, he'd like the two of them to be in a romantic relationship. Jake: And, you know, there's really no one else's opinion who I care about more than hers. And I get there's stuff I can't control. Amy [dressed as Holly Gennaro for role-playing]: Oh my God. Jake responds with a title of your sex tape joke and Amy smiles, happy to see the Jake that she knows. Later, at the precinct, Amy goes into the break room and says "I'll love our little Shrek no matter what. But then, it all seemed hopeless even with a plan. He hurries away. Ya butt. Jake: Research burn! Jake does so much for her, he is definitely the most thoughtful man on earth. They are having a great time - Well, Amy and Ice beg to differ. Fans often call the couple Peraltiago and/or Jamy. I just don't want to hold anything back. I don't know if you've noticed, but ever since I've started those hormone treatments-- So she got on the first boat she could find, taking her to New York. They get married outside the precinct in the Season 5 finale, titled "Jake & Amy." Role-playing, Jake calls himself "James Bond" and Amy his "femme fatale." Picking up where the season 2 finale left off, Jake and Amy speak privately in the copy room about their recent kiss. Amy has begun hormone treatments to help with conceiving a child, which make her very emotional one moment and then irritable the next. As they continue geeking out, Terry reminds them of their bet, to which Jake and Amy get competitive again. Amy gives birth at the precinct with Jake arriving just in time to see it. Season Two: This old jacket is so hot. Brooklyn Nine-Nine Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. When Jake asks Katie what her favorite scene in. However, Jake calms her down, saying that he will win the case because he is innocent. Jake: Really? At the beginning of Season 3, the two begin a relationship. Jake makes an effort to tag along and tries to one-up Teddy. He can't do anything about it because he's Captain Holt's best friend. Jake concedes out loud that Amy knows him so well. Time, though it was during the Halloween episode that he first references the titles of her sex tapes. With all the craziness, I almost forgot. Jake and Amy argue about how the other's parents are at fault. Jake verbally panics, but is relieved when Amy tells him she was kidding. He recites what he has learned about a particular barrel from Holt and Amy gets visibly turned on by this. Brooklyn 99 fanfic~Amy Santiago/Jake Peralta, Jake is kidnapped, angst follows Oh no, what does it say? With one minute left on the bet, Amy brings in a perp thinking that it puts her ahead. At Amy's party, she finds out that Jake hired a wedding band in which Amy's ex-boyfriend. Jake and Amy go to Mexico for their honeymoon. Jake is visibly upset when Amy tells him that she's spending the weekend in the Berkshires with Teddy. Charles then walks in and faints in awe of the news. They continue to misread what the other is thinking, proving they lost their sync since their time apart. When Captain Holt tells Jake he must go on a stakeout, Jake gets Amys attention by calling out Darling and then escorts her out of the bar. Jake and Amy were assigned a robbery case, but he was initially reluctant to work with her and spilled the beans that he was planning on asking her out. Amy: [Big sigh of relief] I mean, I guess he's okay-looking. When they break apart, Jake is seen smiling at Amy. Jake and Amy reach a stalemate in their volatile relationship. Amy follows up with a suggestion that there be a comprehensive set of rules. Though annoyed by Jake's immaturity, Amy cant help but smile at his childish antics with a fuzzy bear. "Amy," he spoke softly, trying to interpret her withdrawal. Coral Palms Pt. Jake: Yep. Title of our sex tape. When an alarmed Amy asks what he said, Jake awkwardly corrects himself, horrified at what he just said. Teddy is still in love with Amy, so he stalls the crew as long as possible while Amy continues to freak out. Amy discusses with Jake about what to do in case Jake is found guilty of robbing the banks. Jake (with Charles, Hitchcock and Scully) is cornered in the kitchen of a Wings Slutz restaurant. Jake pulls the pin and runs out with Amy, leaving The Vulture helpless as the can of tear gas explodes. It is often Charles Boyle who seems to have high hopes for his best friend Jake to have children in the future. Jake arrives to work the next day only to find out through Majors that Amy turned him down. Jake goes into the kiss after Amy says, "So, a lot of change around here, huh?". But everything soon changes when a new detective joins the !discontinued! Jake does an announcement to the Precinct before going to his [and Gina's] high school reunion, where he says he has a super-smart, incredible wife. Jake and Amy get married outside the precinct in the Season 5 episode; Jake & Amy When explaining how the bet works, it's revealed that if Jake wins, Amy has to go on a date with him, which he guarantees will end in sex. Jake and Amy have a big talk about whether or not they want to have children. He is the "third wheel" of Jake and Amy's relationship. It doesn't take long before Amy starts to let her guard down. (Johnny and Dora), Amy: Thank you for doing this. Trying to blend in as ballroom dancers, Jake offers to show Amy how to dance. Jake teaches his daughter a lesson about the world. Upon Amy telling Jake to turn the phone around (to the front) so she doesn't miss anything and Holt questioning if Sgt. Jake says "a thousand times yes" and Amy puts the ring on his finger. Here, S A Brooklyn Nine Nine Fan Fiction Jake texts Amy when he, Charles and Gina get trapped inside Goodwin's and to get Rosa and Holt's attention, Amy goes into the freezing ocean (which she refused to go in before) to tell them about the crisis. While talking to Amy on the phone, Romero comes up to him and threatens him. Amy sighs in relief and says yes. Amy: Please don't say that during the ceremony. Jake makes a joke about how "TV & cake" were his parents and chuckles about it. Jake compares her to. Amy: You said that way too quick. I mean, sometimes it sucks. But I shouldn't be surprised because we've had a lot of crazy days. When Amy goes to check up on Jake, who has the mumps, Jake tells her that she can do anything to him, as long as she doesn't touch his mouth, neck, or testicles. Rosa takes Jake aside and ask him if he wants to call off the bet because, "It's clear you still have feelings for Amy." They initially believe her until they see a photo of Jake and Amy on Jake's phone. He also adds that he will get a comb, but only if she wants to use it. But I'm here, and I've never been happier. There is a bomb at this wedding as well. Now that Amy is going to be a Sergeant, Jake suggests that they work on one last case together as detectives: a serial arson case that involves crossword puzzles. Teddy makes an effort to hang around Amy while they examine new weapons and prepare for the course. Amy shakes her head for 'No' and says she knows that he doesn't drink water, that he pees once every 2 days and already went this morning. Jake secretly refuses, preferring to spend a quiet night with Amy on the stakeout instead. However, when she suggests that she and Teddy should take dancing lessons, Jake becomes uncomfortable. You put a vulture into a cage, and [squawks], it freaks out. If you have any questions don't hesitate to send us a message. A different take on Jake and Amy's road to a baby :) She swallowed, focusing on his jawline, avoiding his eyes. The story focuses on the romantic relationship between Jake and Amy. At the sex reveal party, instead of the cake being pink or blue it is green. Amy tells Jake shes interviewing for a position in the Major Crimes Unit and Jake is vocally upset. During the heist, Holt plans for Amy to tell Jake she's pregnant with their daughter and has a sonogram and positive pregnancy test ready on-hand. Jake: Permission to say it back? I mean this entire day felt like a warning from the universe. When Jake again asks Amy about the guy she had to cancel a date with twice, she begrudging admits that he hasnt called her back. Charles then runs in and rushes Jake and Amy out to their wedding. Jake wakes up happy for once in jail because it's visiting day, and he gets to see Amy. Teddy blames these things on the fact that Amy likes Jake back. While trying to get a table, Amy kisses Jake's cheek, to which Jake looks shocked. Jake denies this and refrains from teasing Amy, even though it is obvious he wants to. After the problem is solved, Amy runs into Jake and kisses him. [Said sarcastically] Amy suggests they get "super drunk" and Jake agrees. Hi guys this is my first book so don't come at me too much if you don't like it. Amy and Jake become closer and close everyday , it's not easy being in a relationship and working together but they figure it out :). Charles: You want to know why she went out with him and not you? Amy confesses to Jake that, at her former precinct, her boss had sexually assaulted her, saying that she "owed it to him.". It turns out Amy's period is late and she fears she might be pregnant. [Amy rolls her eyes and they both laugh] Crazy to think that in just seventeen short years, he's gonna be 6'7" and be the number one draft pick for the Knicks. Language: English Words: 2,610 Chapters: 3 /? Jake thinks its hot that Amy has eggshell in her bra after she is egged on Halloween. Amy learns from Captain Holt that Jake refused the relief team to come to take over the stakeout. Is Amy falling in love with Jake? Around the end of the episode, Amy says she spent her whole life trying to beat David at something, but "when you were in danger, I just didn't care anymore" I may never have the mantle, but it doesn't matter, 'cause I have you. Jake tries to say something, but Amy gets more scared when she suddenly sees a stranger (Franco McCoy, AKA "CSI Guy") standing in their bedroom too. At dinner, Jake, Sophia, Amy and Teddy awkwardly converse. Amy is a French name (originally spelled Aimee) which means beloved. I broke it, like, 20 minutes later. Amy: Your butt. At Age 21, Angelina Sullivan began abusing Jake Peralta. Amy: I may never have [my picture on] the mantle [in my parents' home], but it doesn't matter 'cause I have you. But, they are already married?" Amy: It is? Later, Charles notices that Jake is planning a date and begins to pressure Jake and Amy for details. They'll do a quick sweep, find nothing and split, and this will just become a funny story we work into our vows. Amy tells Terry that she hopes Jake will want to keep their relationship fresh, for her, if their sex life ever takes a dip. Amy corrects him that it is crushing debt, and he notes that she knows him well, a callback to an earlier conversation about his debt. Amy interrupts and actually gets offended on Jake's behalf, expressing her anger toward Holt. Jake suggests she not use the hidden condoms in her purse because they are expired. [they both laugh] Jake: Well, the important thing is we'll support him no matter what. and 's friendship is something seldom seen. What do you mean? Amy said, confused. Amy: Won't be a problem. ><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. At the bar, everyone celebrates, and as Holt hands Jake two champagnes, he says "One for you and one for your wife.". Jake and Amy spends much of their time at Captain Holt's party trying to impress their hosts or arguing about which of them is more socially awkward. Jake shows her he got another cake for just the two of them, but when they open the box it's not there. Jake smirks at her, saying they found a common ground. Jake's blunt response about Holt helps Amy realize that her biggest weakness is worrying too much about what the captain thinks of her decisions. Jake jokes that he told Amy he liked her, and she told him she was deeply in love. Jake: I'm just curious. As Jake tells Amy her win during the previous Halloween heist was a pathetic act of pure cowardice, Terry tells Jake that Amy's his girlfriend to which Jake says "not tonight, she isn't." New CaptainThe FuneralHalloween, Part IIIThe MattressYippie KayakThe CruiseKaren PeraltaMaximum SecurityGreg and Larry Jake then offers to grab her a change of clothes and a coffee, promising her they will solve this case. He is often seen wearing a button-down plaid shirt, a hoodie, jeans and at times, a stylish, black leather jacket. She asks Jake if he has told Charles about what they've been doing. The moment is lost and he loses his nerve. When Jake announces to the room that he would like Amy to join him in an unrehearsed version of the steerage dance from the film Titanic, Boyle remarks that it sounds romantic, but Jake brushes it off, claiming it is meant to be embarrassing for Amy. In one of the challenges, Jake is on the brink of losing, but Amy decides to sacrifice herself, allowing Jake to continue. I'm proud of you. Holt tells Jake that there's nothing he can do about Freddy Maliardi and that some things are just out of his control. During their prisoner transfer, Jake and Amy agree they are just friends, but Amy looks disappointed that Jake and Sophia are still together. AlthoughYou might wanna read the inscription on that there belt. Because Jake wants to talk to Amy so badly, he buys an illegal phone from a very dangerous prisoner. During a flashback to when their bet was made, Amy mentions the worst thing she can imagine is being one of the girls Jake takes on a date in his car. Jake: I absolutely do. As he leaves, Amy does the double tuck.. while writing to this i listened to the whole lover album, the frozen au will have an update dont worry, Quick Pause to Remind Me How Much We Love Each Other, august sipped away like a bottle of wine cause you were never mine, while writing this atw10mv started playing, there is no taylor swift song that doesnt fit my fics. Jake: Yeah, one of them. Jake and Amy started dating sometime in late May 2015, during the events of, They got engaged on November 1st, 2017, right after. The case is finally solved, and when Vin attributes the success to Amy's mind, Amy says that it was all Jake who helped solve the case as he is a genius with this stuff. Having an obsession for crime and murder, when. They go on their honeymoon in the first episode of Season 6, "Honeymoon.". We walk down the hallway. In fact, Jake and Amy are soul mates. Jake then gets down on one knee to asks her to go out with him on "the worst date" of her life, presenting her with a $1 ring. Charles steps in and gives them words of encouragement. I promise, this is real. He says that it is on April 28th, 2017, while they are laying in bed. Amy smiles, thanking him. Amy then brings over Gina's great aunt Susan to dance with him, which disappoints Jake. (behind & away from the phone screen). David tells Jake to go break into the room that's not being guarded anymore, and then Amy says she's ". Amy: Aw, on our anniversary. Jake has a picture of Amy on a wall that he finger-tap kisses. He also calls her Darling in the ending scene: Say boom boom, Darling!, When Jake and Amy are about to leave the precinct to pick up Jake's half-sister. Read the full article on Charles Obsessing Over Jake and Amys Relationship. Jake looks furious and the Vulture looks just as smug as ever. Jake makes a bet with Hitchcock, putting his and Amy's new sedan on the line. fanfic +8 more # 11. Jake pinpoints the exact moment he figures out that he wanted to marry Amy. Brooklyn 99 character a gets lost in the toy store. Read full article on Title of Amy's Sex Tape. It's not part of the heist. she shot Jake with a real bullet in the past, Charles Obsessing Over Jake and Amys Relationship, the midnight conclusion of The Annual Halloween Heist, https://twitter.com/Brooklyn99FOX/status/605944935267733504, https://sunset.ucbtheatre.com/performance/37772. Amy assures him that that wont be a problem. She turns to see Jake on one knee with a ring. Yes. You're my dream girl. Jake and Amy must convince the Vulture to give up the house. When they are vague about it, he asks them to pull the security footage from the evidence locker. Amy: That's not the takeaway. Jake asks Amy which of the two blue plaid shirts he's holding he should he wear to the upcoming dinner with her mom. (The Bet), Jake: The truth is our job isn't always great. Jake: [Shakes his his head but smiles at the same time] (The Tattler), Jake: The point is, I came to comfort you. 2 - Amy's most-favorite moment of their entire time as a couple. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. # 5. But then a moment later shows that he got turned on, and asks Amy to do it more. The past has moved on. They get a moment to talk after finishing the trap for Figgis and as they were leaning for a kiss, Jake mentions he hopes Amy is a better kisser than Holt. The detectives share a smile as they discover a clue. Amy thanks him for telling her that. He has called her date, apologized and rescheduled their evening. Rosa says no because she doesn't mix her personal and professional life together. Scully: [walks in with blue cake on his face] Hey, guys. Jake keeps two pictures of Amy by his bed in prison. Jake tells Rosa that its too late to do anything as Amy and Majors are on their way to the bar. Amy: Actually, vultures do very well in captivity - and they mate for life. Jake: Nope, this kid is liquid fire. Charles then deduces that Jake had sex. Amy takes another pregnancy test and it comes back positive, revealing that she is actually pregnant. Jake tells Pimento that he and Amy are still together and pauses, ready to regret, in saying that they are "porking." Jake: What? Jake admits that he threw the bet so Amy could win and that he still has feelings for her. Amy: Okay, well, I've been planning this wedding for the last six months, and if you told me yesterday everything that was gonna go wrong, I would have had a panic attack that sent me into the ER. When Amy mistakenly says another Nora Ephron movie and Adrian tells her off, she holds on to Jake and he tells her not to take it personally. I know, it's a great story. So these are gonna be a load of jake/amy oneshots just because i enjoy writing them. Amy: Jake, that's so sweet. Yes. Amy thanks Jake for not trying to make her a better person and says she loves him. Ya butt. When a stripper shows up to give Amy a lap dance, Jake uses his body to protect her from the grinding stranger. In an attempt to unnerve Jake, Amy almost reveals a spoiler to one of the books. Jake lists many of Amy's career accomplishments to her mother. "Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding. fayetteville state basketball; Tags . Please consider turning it on! Yes. Amy is going to meet Jake's mom for the first time and she made a binder after researching her. First Kiss: He then tries to impress her with a sexy voice. Also, yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, because every single day that I get to be with someone as amazing as you is crazy to me. He makes the point that if her brother gets hurts but she doesn't have his back now, it will haunt her for the rest of her life. (Jake & Amy). When Jake is blamed for the prank that destroyed the precinct, he is suspended. "You're a great detective and they'd be lucky to have you.". Amy apologizes for all the money Jake lost last night on date activities they never went through with. Jake is an Ashkenazi-Sephardic Jewish male with dark brown hair and brown eyes. All of the major points of Jake and Amy's relationship have happened at the precinct; they shared their. Charles is surprised that Jake isn't pining over Amy. Peraltiago Oneshots [ Complete. OR Jake confronts Amy about her overly planned schedule for trying for a baby. Amy says Jake has nothing to worry about because Jake is a brilliant detective and she loves the way he thinks. [takes out positive pregnancy test and shows it to Jake] Work Search: Amy gets annoyed at Teddy and ends up telling him that she wants to break things off. Amy: We're having a boy?! With the risk of being corny, Amy says that everyday with him is like a honeymoon. Amy: [Chuckles], Jake: Amy Santiago Will you marry me? When Amy moved into her quaint neighbourhood near her university, she wasn't expecting much. Jake proposes to Amy in the Evidence Room on Halloween night. Amy screams and her reflex makes her punch Jake in the jaw. Babe? she calls into Jakes apartment. That was real. Go on. Amy: And then he's gonna pass up that opportunity to peruse his true passion, library sciences. Jake tells Amy that he does want to have kids, After Jake calls himself a debate genius, Amy replies "Debate genius? Jake: No, please. Jake: Love you too. Horror Slashers When he mentions the author's name, Amy gets turned on. With all the craziness I almost forgot. Work Search: (The Road Trip), Jake: I mean, don't get me wrong. Amy tells Jake that women don't find make-believe attractive, but he compares himself to an actor, such as George Clooney. Dressed for a date, Amy asks the detectives in the briefing room what they think of her look. After The Vulture appears and criticizes Amy for not taking the job, Jake puts an end to it and claims he has a peace offering. ( Chara A Bonnie and Clyde-esqe AU wherein Amy Santiago goes undercover to try and get information on a certain criminal. Jake: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. She responds with "Rot in hell, crapface! Zero absences? Jake says Amy must be "freaking out" seeing him in a tux, and she responds in a sarcastic, sexy voice, which Jake says is "kind of getting me going.". I hope he buys you flowers hope he holds your hand gives you all his hours, while he has the chance take you to every party, 'cause I remember how much you love to dance Do all the things I should have done, When I was your man. Jake listens to Amy very carefully and then admits he did not notice many of the differences in their lives. Jake and Amy are officially engaged to be married. Amy, on one knee, holding out the missing wedding ring, asks Jake if he will go with her "to our weird friends' parents' wedding." Charles: Because he actually asked her out. Amy: Yeah. Everyone is afraid of the short-tempered brother. At Shaw's, Jake offers Amy a drink with two alcoholic drinks inside. But, when you were in danger [sighs] I just didn't care anymore [about beating my brother]. Stacks on stacks on stacks, money really changes you. Jake admits that he doesn't know why he keeps doing that. She's caught off guard and confused. Before they're really able to talk, all prisoners are called back to their cells. Jake notices that Amy is impressed that Teddy's team broke the course record. Ames, look, it's really happening, okay? b finds them asleep on a giant teddy bearBoyle takes Jake to the toy store for his birthday. A new detective starts working at the 99 and Jake realizes he's the man who sexually assaulted him when he was 11. On the flight after getting out from being undercover in a maxim-m security prison, Amy talks to Charles about Jake; about how she hasn't seen him in weeks and it's been so hard. Amy ssyd she got an alert that the Precinct is on lockdown and she is seen rushing from the dentist's office to get back to the precinct. Jake questions how he is attracted to her; stops himself, and says it doesn't matter and that he just is. Jake asks Captain Holt why he doesnt ask Amy to stay at the Nine-Nine, but Holt just tells Jake that partners should support each other no matter what. And something else seems to be very wrong. Right at the resort's entrance, Jake realizes that they can ask for any request they want, so he turns to Amy and tells her to think of something stupid they can ask for. They agree that they would both like to explore a relationship, and to try to keep things "light and breezy." Amy accepts. Also, for reals, I love your butt. (Jake takes on a case which ends with his kidnapping , can the team find him before his fate is made?).

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